When JH is hungry........ one cry & he's fed immediately.

When Dad is hungry....... he stays hungry.

When JH burps.......... there is a ripple of applause.

When Dad burps.......... he gets a right hook.

When JH is tired.......... he gets rocked to sleep.

When Dad is tired......... he gets rocks thrown at him.

When JH trumps........... everybody laughs.

When Dad trumps......... he blames JH - everybody laughs.